Type Moon, My servant is Tom Chapter 6

Chapter 170: Is Bai Song a Freak? Probably Not!

She could vividly remember the time she strategically and permanently "borrowed" the freeloading coupon from the little girl, who had "voluntarily" handed it over.

A passerby had given her own freeloading coupon to the little girl, so she wouldn't have to queue again.

However, in this heartwarming scene, that scoundrel Cú Chulainn heartlessly snatched the newly acquired freeloading coupon from the little girl's hand!

Even though it's called a freeloading coupon, it doesn't mean you can freeload it from others.

That despicable Cú Chulainn has no right to possess this freeloading coupon!

The one who truly deserves to have the freeloading coupon is the person who, in such a gentlemanly manner, "voluntarily" lent it to the little girl.

Hearing Gudako's words, Cú Chulainn felt relieved. He had thought he was going to be sold, but it turned out he was just going to hand over a worthless card, and he had been worried for no reason.

"Oh, I thought it was something serious. Take it then," Cú Chulainn said nonchalantly as he casually pulled out the freeloading coupon from his pocket and handed it to Gudako, as if treating money like dirt, appearing quite carefree!

"Great!" Seeing Cú Chulainn being so magnanimous, Gudako felt very pleased.

Since he was even willing to give up the freeloading coupon so easily, Gudako believed that Cú Chulainn must be gradually realizing what a great savior he was, which she thought was very nice.

Even if they had to sell Cú Chulainn in the future, he would probably be just as generous about it.

"Cú Chulainn, you're so itchy!" Gudako patted Cú Chulainn's shoulder with one hand, then rubbed her own hands and directly took the freeloading coupon from Cú Chulainn's hand.

"Ahaha!" After receiving the freeloading coupon, Gudako couldn't wait to sign up for the competition.

However, right after Gudako completed the registration for the event, she suddenly noticed the number in the upper right corner indicating her points, and her pupils suddenly shrank.

The points were '0'!

"Where are the points? What happened to the points you won?!" Gudako turned around, looking confused, and glared at Cú Chulainn, who was still holding his buttocks.

Scratching his head, Cú Chulainn didn't quite understand why Gudako was asking this. "Huh? What points? I lost them all during the mongrel dispute earlier."

"Wait a moment... You actually bet on Red Archer to win?" Gudako seemed to realize something and looked at Cú Chulainn with an incredulous expression.

She couldn't understand what Cú Chulainn was thinking. Betting on Red Archer to win was practically giving away points, right?

Clearly, Red Archer had no chance of winning. How could a warehouse manager and Chaldea's chef possibly stand a chance against Schrödinger's Cat?

"Huh? He's my teammate, of course, I'd bet on him to win..." Cú Chulainn said, but halfway through, he seemed to realize something and looked shocked at Gudako's face. "Wait, you didn't bet on the enemy to win, did you?!"

Facing Cú Chulainn's astonished question, Gudako confidently replied, "Of course! It's obvious that Schrödinger's Cat will definitely win. Why would I want to waste points by betting against it? I'd rather make good use of Red Archer's last remaining value."

"Is he really your Servant? Don't you wish for his victory even a little bit?" Cú Chulainn took a deep breath; he truly couldn't comprehend Gudako's way of thinking.

"What does that have to do with me wishing for his victory? He was going to be defeated anyway. Why should I lose 100 points on top of that? Obviously, making good use of Red Archer's last moments is the right thing to do."

Gudako shrugged her right hand, completely unconcerned about the profound shock her words were causing in Cú Chulainn's young...or old heart.

"Tsk. In that case, this freeloading coupon is useless. I'll get another one later."

This freeloading coupon didn't even have the basic 100 points; it was pure electronic garbage. It would be better to find a place later to get a new freeloading coupon, which would at least have 100 initial points.

After saying that, Gudako pretended to throw the freeloading coupon on the ground.

But just as Gudako was about to do it, unexpectedly, Siegfried's voice came from the entrance of the building.

"Sorry to interrupt, but I want to remind you that once you declare an activity with a freeloading coupon, it becomes bound to you. If you throw it away now and get another one, you won't be able to sign up for any activities anymore."

Upon hearing Siegfried's words, Gudako, who was about to throw the freeloading coupon on the ground...paused.

Recalling the previous freeloading coupon with a balance of over 900, and then looking at this freeloading coupon that Cú Chulainn had squandered, Gudako's eyes darkened, and she almost fainted on the spot.

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On the other side, Bai Song was rushing towards his little electric mule. His mood was on cloud nine, and he felt so elated that he wanted to shout "Wuhu" in the street, except he was afraid of being mistaken for a lunatic.

Even though his initial goal of retrieving his battery had not been achieved, Bai Song wasn't feeling the least bit down. The reason was simple – he had made a huge haul. First, he managed to obtain a whopping 24 fake versions of Noble Phantasms from Red Archer. They might be low-quality plastic imitations, but you could still call them Noble Phantasms.

And that wasn't the only thing he gained. He also got his hands on two authentic Noble Phantasms: Cú Chulainn's Red Spear and Mashu's Great Shield. Moreover, there were two other acquisitions that were not really acquisitions, which were Gudako's hair and Gudako's skirt. Bai Song couldn't help but feel a bit hentai just by having these items.

Just thinking about it made him shudder, so he had to convince himself that it was merely his collecting obsession and not a sexual interest in Gudako's belongings.

While Bai Song was lost in his random thoughts, he didn't notice the billboard on his path.

"Bam!"

"Ow!" Feeling the impact on his face, Bai Song couldn't help but cry out.

"Ouch, what was that?" He loosened the leash holding Spike, his pet dog, and quickly rubbed his handsome (in his own opinion, perhaps not in others') face that was now potentially not so handsome anymore.

Once the pain subsided, Bai Song finally opened his eyes and looked ahead to see what had bumped into him.

"'EUO Super Deluxe Seaside Paradise' Heat and Passion Grand Prix?"