Chapter 135: Eat it Alive, My Apologies, Spike Stays
Not far from the building where Gudako and the others were located was the restaurant where Bai Song had enjoyed his meal. At this moment, Bai Song had just finished his meal and walked out of the restaurant, wearing Tom and carrying Jerry with him.
"Darn it! What kind of free meal is this? They actually charge per person! I underestimated it!" Bai Song rubbed his slightly filled stomach and expressed strong dissatisfaction with the so-called free dining in this amusement park.
When he entered the park, he received a card called the 'Free Meal Voucher,' which supposedly allowed him to dine for free within seven days. However, when he actually tried to use it, he was taken aback. This thing... could only be used three times a day!
In other words, no matter which corner of the park he chose to have his meal, it would consume one usage, and each usage was only valid for one standard meal.
Moreover, the key issue was the 'number of people.' Obviously, the cat tied around his neck and the mouse in his pocket would not be counted as part of the 'number of people.' Naturally, they didn't have the 'Free Meal Voucher.'
True free dining should be unlimited! (Outrageous claim.jpg)
Although it only saved his own meal expenses, for Bai Song, it was already a profitable deal. After all, he only rode an electric bike for a few tens of minutes to get here and had a free meal.
He didn't give anything, nor did he lose anything. That could be considered a blood profit.
However, Tom and Jerry felt wronged.
But the restaurant had its own restrictions. Tom and Jerry, with empty stomachs, had their own solution: stealing!
With Jerry's small stature, he easily sneaked into the kitchen and had a satisfying meal. After eating, he even brought some food back for Tom, allowing him to have a full meal too.
It was only after they finished eating that Bai Song discovered Jerry's act of theft.
At the same time, Bai Song strongly condemned Jerry's behavior.
Although he condemned it, Bai Song, as an ordinary person, couldn't stop the subjective theft of a comedic character.
Since he couldn't stop it, he could only choose to turn a blind eye. Yes, Bai Song didn't stop Jerry precisely because this behavior was useless and couldn't be prevented!
At least, that's how Bai Song tried to convince himself deep down.
While thinking about which restaurant to go to for lunch and where Jerry would have a better chance of successfully stealing, Bai Song walked out of the restaurant.
But just as he was about to set off on his way, Bai Song suddenly slapped his forehead, realizing that he had... left a dog tied up outside, hungry?
Bai Song immediately used his left hand to take Jerry out of his left pocket. Of course, it wasn't because he wanted to feed Jerry to Spike, but rather because Jerry was still holding a large chicken leg in his mouth.
After taking Jerry out, Bai Song extended his right hand towards Jerry. Upon seeing Bai Song's action, Jerry couldn't help but stare at him with a complex expression, as if saying, 'You, a human, actually want to steal a mouse's chicken leg? Have you no shame?'
Regardless, Jerry couldn't possibly give up the chicken leg. So, he resolutely hid the chicken leg behind him, holding it with both hands, struggling to grasp the chicken leg, which was almost the same size as himself.
"Give it to me!" Seeing this, Bai Song decisively snatched the chicken leg from behind Jerry.
"Next time, I'll treat you to an even bigger chicken leg, two of them."
Seeing his last chicken leg being taken away by Bai Song, Jerry, the whole mouse, stared at the chicken leg with fury.
At the same time, as if entering bullet time, in Jerry's eyes, Bai Song's movements seemed to slow down to almost zero, almost as if time had stopped.
In this magical time-slowed state, Jerry pushed back with both hands, easily slipping away from Bai Song's left hand. Then, with a kick of his hind legs, Jerry leaped directly towards the large chicken leg in Bai Song's right hand. At the same time, Jerry opened his mouth wide and swallowed the entire chicken leg, leaving only the bones.
Seeing this, Bai Song was shocked. He quickly grabbed Jerry's tail with his left hand, attempting to pull him away. "Let go! Next time, I'll treat you to an even bigger chicken leg!"
However, Jerry had no intention of accepting Bai Song's suggestion. He stubbornly held onto the chicken leg, refusing to let go.
Seeing that Jerry still wouldn't let go, Bai Song had no other choice. He held the chicken leg with his right hand and Jerry's tail with his left hand, using all his strength to pull them apart, attempting to separate Jerry from the chicken leg.
As a result, Jerry's body stretched to twice its length but still firmly clung to the chicken leg, showing no intention of releasing it.
"Bo-er~." But in the end, Bai Song emerged victorious. After relentless effort, he successfully managed to separate Jerry from the chicken leg.
But... what Bai Song didn't expect was that Jerry, the little rascal, managed to slurp all the meat off the chicken leg while they were being separated. Not a single strand of meat was left on the chicken leg bone. It was completely clean.
"Gulp, gulp, gulp~!" After slurping down all the chicken leg meat, Jerry's head instantly grew three times larger, and he could still chew the food at an incredibly fast speed.
Finally, after finishing the chewing, Jerry swallowed, devouring the chicken leg meat that was the same size as himself. "Gurgle!"
After finishing, Jerry looked smugly at Bai Song.
"I can't believe you, you little rascal..." Bai Song looked at the chicken leg bone in his right hand, his mouth twitching. Well, it seems he could only feed the bone to Spike.
After casually tucking Jerry back into his pocket, Bai Song walked towards the place where Spike was tied up, holding the chicken leg bone.
"Spike, it's time to eat... right?" Bai Song hadn't even finished his sentence when he was immediately stunned by what he saw in front of him.
Spike was lying on the ground, happily licking a crimson spear.
This spear was quite distinctive, with vine-like patterns covering the handle. With just one glance, Bai Song recognized it—it was Cú Chulainn's Noble Phantasm, Gae Bolg.
Around Spike, there were also scattered pieces of fabric, clearly remnants of clothing.
Approaching closer, Bai Song casually picked up a piece of fabric and looked at the familiar pattern, combining it with the red spear Spike was licking.
There was no mistake. These fabric pieces were undoubtedly remnants of Cú Chulainn's clothes.
When Spike heard a familiar voice, he excitedly raised his head and looked at Bai Song.
"... Spike." Bai Song asked, horror-stricken.
"Did you eat a person... raw?"
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