Chapter 90: The 'Showdown' Between Bai Song and Gudako Begins!
"No." Gudako smiled confidently when she noticed Bai Song's gaze on her. She stopped caressing Mashu's flattened behind and stood up with an air of self-assurance. She said with a strange smile, "Kukuku... No, I should be the one saying that."
With those words, Gudako crossed her arms and placed her fingertips on her shoulders, tilting her body backward into a tactical stance that seemed difficult to maintain balance in. (Jojo Stance??)
Observing Gudako's bizarre posture, Bai Song couldn't help but display a perplexed expression, as if silently questioning her ability to stay steady.
Just as Bai Song was about to swing the baseball bat and give Gudako a good beating, he heard her unexpected words, and a question mark slowly formed above his head. What? What's going on? Why did she call me Schrödinger?
Looking at Gudako, who pointed confidently at him, Bai Song couldn't help but wonder if something was wrong with her mind. "Is she out of her mind?"
Seeing Bai Song's astonished expression, Gudako confirmed her suspicion that he was indeed Schrödinger. Gudako couldn't help but feel proud of herself. When she casually mentioned that name earlier while analyzing Bai Song's real name, she actually stumbled upon the truth. "Hehehe, as expected, your true name is Schrödinger!"
"Clap!"
"Hmm... Ah!"
Just as Bai Song doubted Gudako's mental state, they suddenly heard the sounds of Tom spanking Chen Gong and Chen Gong's pitiful cries not far away.
Bai Song turned to look and saw that Tom was still gleefully beating Chen Gong, wearing a wicked smile on his face. Chen Gong had already collapsed to the ground, lacking the strength to struggle, and could only wail in sadness. But Tom continued his relentless assault on Chen Gong's buttocks. It seemed that Tom was determined to exact his revenge for being transformed into a watering can and wouldn't stop until he had struck him 800 times.
"Still not done? His resilience is truly remarkable."
After silently mocking Chen Gong's strange vitality in his mind, Bai Song turned his attention back to Gudako. However, in that momentary glance at Gudako, Bai Song seemed to remember something. He abruptly turned his head with lightning speed towards Tom's direction, his head turning so quickly that it was almost imperceptible to the naked eye.
When Bai Song saw Tom still pummeling Chen Gong's back, who was sitting there taking the beating, a realization seemed to dawn on him. Regardless of who saw Tom, a cat that was either bizarre or mystical, they would probably lean towards supernatural explanations.
Now it seems that Chaldea has definitely mistaken Tom for Schrödinger's cat. And as the owner of Schrödinger's cat, I naturally became the 'Schrödinger' in Chaldea's eyes.
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After hesitating for 0.114514 seconds, Bai Song decisively accepted this identity and suppressed his urge to laugh, saying, "Haha, I didn't expect you all to guess my true name."
"Don't underestimate the bonds and camaraderie of Chaldea, ya know!" Gudako said confidently, ending her tactical stance and spreading her arms. She shouted, "Next, I will inherit the will of my teammates and defeat you!"
With those words, Gudako closed her eyes and prepared to accept the last words of her teammates, who had been sold, to transform into her Chaotic Evil form and defeat Schrödinger.
A few seconds passed, and then... nothing happened.
"Hmm?" Gudako opened her eyes while maintaining her open-armed pose and looked down at her body. There was no change whatsoever. She still had the same frail and average female figure, nothing like the flat and chaotic evil form she wanted to become. There was no connection at all.
She fiercely pinched the mounds in front of her that hadn't flattened into a board, and with an annoyed expression on her face, Gudako shouted, as if suffering from constipation, "Why? Why is there no change?!"
"?" Bai Song looked at Gudako, who was now acting like a drama queen, with a perplexed question mark floating above his head. Wasn't she just displaying a bold posture and ready to fight a few seconds ago? How did she suddenly collapse like this? Bai Song had never witnessed such a rapid change in attitude.
However, to prevent any unexpected surprises, especially when the night is long and dreams are plentiful, Bai Song marched towards Gudako with the baseball bat ready, intending to take care of her directly.
Just as Bai Song closed in step by step, under immense psychological dissonance, Gudako's eyes glazed over and she fell forward, dropping to her knees on the ground, staring at her empty palms.
Her transformation heavily relied on the current situation. If she attacked her teammates, she could easily assume the Chaotic Evil form if she was unhappy. But if she attacked an enemy, she had to wait until her teammates sacrificed themselves before she could transform.
In short, regardless of the situation, she had to rely on her teammates to transform.
Gudako gazed at her palms, feeling lost and desperate.
Suddenly, a possibility occurred to her, and a glimmer of hope appeared in her eyes again. "Wait, could it be... Merlin hasn't sacrificed himself yet?!"
She had already confirmed Mashu's situation earlier, and she was definitely gone. When she touched Mashu's flattened butt earlier, it felt stiff and cold, indicating that she had already sacrificed herself.
As for Chen Gong, it didn't matter whether he sacrificed himself or not because he was just a support and not counted as a teammate.
But Merlin, he had only been shot in the head earlier, and Gudako hadn't confirmed his status, which led to the failure of her transformation. So now she could be certain that Merlin was still playing dead!
With this realization, Gudako didn't hesitate for a moment. Utilizing every ounce of her limited time, she swiftly got up and rushed towards Merlin.
No matter what, she had to take this guy down. Not to protect her flimsy... oh, no, to save the world!
"You bastard, don't you dare run!" Seeing Gudako, who had just stood up from the ground and seemed ready to take a beating, immediately start running, Bai Song quickly chased after her.
Realizing that he couldn't catch up to Gudako, Bai Song decisively threw the baseball bat in his hand at her. "Swish!" With a loud sound, the baseball bat hit Gudako perfectly on the back of her head.
"Guh!" Feeling the impact on the back of her head, Gudako stumbled, losing her balance, and fell forward heavily.
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